Drifting in and out of consciousness (oxfordhacker) wrote,
Drifting in and out of consciousness
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  • 21:25 At Oxfam, a customer suddenly undid a button, fumbled, then drew warm money from a belly-pouch under his shirt. Incongruously Cronenbergian. #
  • 21:28 Oxfam's card reader says it's 17:34:11. The base unit says it's 17:34:00. Therefore, the cord connecting them must be 11 light-seconds long! #
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