- Fri, 13:56: RT @stavvers: everyone's saying this is a bad idea but consider this: it's a really, really fuckin bad idea https://t.co/NDcrEa68hN
- Fri, 14:32: RT @mitchprothero: Once again I am forced to bring to everyone's attention that the Karachi police have combined rollerblades with automati…
- Fri, 14:32: RT @matt_obrien: GOVERNMENT: stay home ME: ok I’m staying home GOVERNMENT: ....you wanna go out and get a burrito or something? ME: can…
- Fri, 14:34: RT @internetsdairy: The Wellerman came while I was out. Rum in the hedge.
- Fri, 16:54: RT @presentcorrect: If you liked this why not try Conic Section Scones https://t.co/GkcdOWLE2V https://t.co/jpN4g6LObT
- Fri, 16:55: RT @dinoman_j: https://t.co/edov7FpWzJ
- Fri, 23:08: RT @TheOnion: U.S. Mint Introduces New Seven-Cent Coin To Bolster Citizens’ Math Skills https://t.co/YhIsBNNjfL https://t.co/IlBA01HrYB
- Fri, 23:21: https://t.co/HIKQ8RV5g2 https://t.co/7cIKInvxM4
- Fri, 23:24: RT @j_zimms: Consistently the most dystopian thing on TV and the bar is high https://t.co/wwGYlYzi6W
- Fri, 23:28: RT @drphiliplee1: The horse has bolted, took out a mortgage, bought a two bedroom terraced house, met a nice lady horse, had three horselet…
- Sat, 00:16: RT @j4: Potato... cake? https://t.co/sFpcERq9aT
- Sat, 00:18: RT @MalwareJake: It's not just an SLA. It's a software vendor voluntarily accepting liability for business loss due to malfunctioning code.…
- Sat, 00:19: RT @freed_nikki: Reading the lab directions for how to run the pipetting robot... 🧐 😊... and step 6 is making me less confident. https://t.…
- Sat, 00:19: RT @Sotherans: in England the traditional way to address someone breaking into government buildings is to cut them into bits and then every…
- Sat, 00:26: Throughout my childhood I'd vaguely assumed that Guy Fawkes Night was celebrating *a creditable attempt* at blowing up parliament rather than its thwarting. Still feels more reasonable TBH… https://t.co/jMs8Y7grdc
- Sat, 10:48: RT @jfruh: [i do a chef's kiss gesture so melodramatically i break my wrist] https://t.co/73BtrVtZ17 https://t.co/pnx4JO0ZWr
- Sat, 10:53: RT @rahaeli: This thread killed me https://t.co/l7SonGH73A
- Sat, 10:54: RT @AlwaysLearnWeb: Just sent to me by a lovely colleague 🤣 https://t.co/ETM5nw4zEL
- Sat, 11:42: RT @jarshsimpson: Coachella sucks this year. https://t.co/iJJLCW1oKY
- Sat, 11:42: RT @zachreinert0: Damn the NRA couldn’t survive one year without school shootings
