- Wed, 13:48: RT @ZachWeiner: Here's Samuel Johnson, in the late 18th century, talking about twitter: https://t.co/XYWkIF1SSP
- Wed, 13:48: RT @robotdinero: Silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright. Round yon virgin, mum and child Holy infant, tender and mild. Look o…
- Wed, 17:06: RT @TheOnion: Astronomers Say December 24th Will Be Best Chance To See Santa Until 2021 https://t.co/JzqqIPXmPg https://t.co/eElXDUeFHJ
- Wed, 17:08: RT @SparkNotes: Ruin Christmas the old-fashioned way: by showing up to dinner and asking a champion to come forward and chop your head off…
- Wed, 17:10: RT @ZachWeiner: Dissimulation https://t.co/295l7NobL4 (click for full comic) #smbc #hiveworks https://t.co/O2uBXIvDv2
- Wed, 17:12: RT @Distinctboxes: Little Penguin rehabilitation jumpers play an important role in saving oiled penguins, knitted jumpers temporarily prev…
- Wed, 17:12: RT @BBCOxford: Oxfordshire will be going into in Tier 4 from Boxing Day.
- Wed, 17:14: RT @flglmn: vegimals have a hive mind; if one is saved all are saved (obviously they are damned) https://t.co/21d1kOOw2M
- Wed, 18:29: RT @loresjoberg: Like you need a reason to punch a fish. https://t.co/HUfwp0guOQ
- Wed, 18:37: RT @Ciara_Knight: Hanging mistletoe above the doorway of the Covid test centre was a mistake, I realise that now.
- Wed, 20:33: RT @TimFullerton: Weird Al Yankovic just won 2020. https://t.co/dvcxbf8Rr5
- Wed, 20:33: RT @Sci_Phile: https://t.co/roZEByxGff
- Wed, 20:34: RT @internetalena: It’s important to keep in mind at this point that every person you interact with is absolutely out of their minds
- Wed, 20:34: RT @cox_tom: A while back, I rescued a stray cat called George who was living wild near my garden. A few months later he went off to live w…
- Wed, 20:35: RT @americanwombat: It makes theological sense that vegetables are beyond redemption, this explains why Cain's offering was rejected https:…
- Wed, 20:36: RT @batkaren: “I love you,” Random Generator Bot tells me. Warmth blossoms inside me and a grin breaks across my lips. “I love you too, Ra…
- Wed, 22:19: RT @Home_Halfway: Good evening and thank you for watching Starbucks News. A man was murdered tonight. The suspect is still at Venti.
- Thu, 01:05: At last, AI has interpolated the true meaning of Christmas 🧵 https://t.co/6bZOCsB1yl
- Thu, 10:29: RT @memecrashes: https://t.co/zJmHXZqNDw
- Thu, 10:29: RT @Pundamentalism: Say what you like about the Queen, but she doesn't mess around with the people that let her down. https://t.co/TXGJH8il…
- Thu, 10:31: RT @ohtumblroh: https://t.co/oDeMvuYJa1
- Thu, 10:36: RT @Pundamentalism: The most festive search https://t.co/txPSSKRy7c
- Thu, 10:42: RT @DawnHFoster: Fantastic festive tale https://t.co/PWik2jubXB
- Thu, 10:46: RT @SCMPNews: This 27-year-old “Excavator master” can stack wine glasses and thread a sewing needle with the heavy construction machine. ht…
- Thu, 10:48: RT @imteddybless: how has this exchange kicked off a second beef. i make no moral judgment about frodo but his job was hobbit. he was a ric…
- Thu, 10:49: RT @kfippin: I read this tweet entirely wrong and I want you to also https://t.co/a817jsycAj
- Thu, 10:51: RT @rahaeli: This thread was nothing but me and Sarah repeating "OH MY GOD" in increasingly higher pitched tones https://t.co/O6CZicSlmc
- Thu, 10:54: RT @byers90: We simply don’t experience the world in a very omniscient, past tense way at the moment. It’s natural that writers consciously…
