- Mon, 12:32: RT @robpalkwriter: Oxford vaccine 70% effective but confident enough that everyone assumes it's 90%
- Mon, 12:37: RT @thedailymash: Government unveils plan for thousands of unnecessary deaths called ‘Save Christmas’ https://t.co/RCf8pohygo
- Mon, 12:41: RT @jilltwiss: Extremely helpful for those of us who cannot remember bears' names and have to cover it by saying "Hey there, Big Guy!" http…
- Mon, 12:42: RT @bloodberrytarts: For Sale: Baby Trebuchet, Never Used https://t.co/IhTykdk48b
- Mon, 12:43: RT @sydneypadua: 🚀🐵🐎🗽🤦🏻♂️ https://t.co/qYf96ULeFs
- Mon, 15:41: RT @itsnashflynn: wife: [knocks] darling are you in the bathroom schroedinger: wife: [sighing] do we have to do this every single morning
- Mon, 15:43: RT @stuckinaportal: my daughter is making a convincing argument that egg should be spelled “eg” and that the second “g” should only be used…
- Mon, 15:46: RT @poorlycatdraw: https://t.co/qO28Xq5QK4
- Mon, 22:25: RT @dinoman_j: https://t.co/9MimGLMp6K
- Mon, 22:37: RT @americanwombat: please don't ruin this sentence by riffing on it, it would be like drowning a perfectly cooked prime rib in sauce https…
- Mon, 22:40: RT @fordm: Sherwin-Williams found out it employed one of the few millennials who was truly passionate about their job and fired him for it.…
- Mon, 22:40: RT @michaelehughes: After encountering them in the Easter story this year, the 3yo was obsessed with Roman soldiers, so I got him a Playmob…
- Tue, 07:40: RT @NykkiNaz: My sister in law just sent me this and I can't stop thinking about it https://t.co/LPm2cYrTUG
- Tue, 07:47: RT @catsnoplace: https://t.co/L0ntO7JwVc
- Tue, 07:51: RT @annastayshaa: My 8yo in the car today: "Do you want me to throw the confetti in my pocket?" Me: "No not in the car! - why do you have…
- Tue, 07:56: RT @avram: two legs uv stone and broken things are all thats left uv king uv kings. “my name is Oz; look and despare!” but only sand is si…
- Tue, 07:56: RT @avram: my name is Oz and u shud kno im not sum old- time movee foe haf-hour ago wuz wen i did my seekrit plan: i launch the skwid
- Tue, 07:58: RT @pixelatedboat: Soldier https://t.co/TzW2x77XxQ
- Tue, 08:01: RT @batkaren: I just saw a survey that asked "Where do you stand regarding current events?" and I immediately thought, "I am definitely opp…
- Tue, 08:07: RT @TheOnion: Job Growth Remains Sluggish, Or Rather, Akin To A Slug https://t.co/kbY4J2uHeI https://t.co/WUTVa40Y8U
- Tue, 08:13: RT @jfruh: real twist at the end here: this cat fucks https://t.co/XHX9S89QRQ
- Tue, 08:14: RT @SluggoIsLit: Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Tue, 24 Nov 2020 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA https://t.co/3XWKYc7vkr
- Tue, 08:16: RT @Beardynoise: found my winter aesthetic https://t.co/doikEghFRK
- Tue, 10:25: Small Beast: Trick me! Me: How? Small Beast: Tell me that socks with ribbons on are actually shoes! Me: … OK. Did you know that socks with ribbons on are actually shoes? Small Beast: No they're not, they're just socks! You can't trick me! :D
- Tue, 10:27: RT @RKemb: Slightly in awe at the balls it must have taken to commission this sign and still think, "Yup, that's good." https://t.co/h6XUDE…
