- Fri, 13:16: RT @KarlreMarks: Idea: all statues come with removable heads like Lego so instead of toppling them you simply replace the head when they're…
- Fri, 13:40: RT @thedailymash: Duck fed on sourdough becoming unbearable https://t.co/AA2rAgw4eE https://t.co/IHu6bkFx6d
- Fri, 15:42: RT @gingertedwards: A detailed breakdown of Toxic Positivity. And if you are stressed enough to be at the additional demands avoidance stag…
- Fri, 16:11: RT @TheOnion: Study Finds Only 1 In 3 Lasik Surgeries End In Laser Boring Through Eye, Incinerating Brain, Shooting Through Skull On Other…
- Fri, 16:18: RT @ctrlcreep: Do not dual wield swords. Dual wield children who are dual wielding swords, doubling your lethality
- Fri, 17:02: RT @WadeyWade: My Underworld review from Glastonbury 1999. Dictated down the phone to my editor after I’d done a pill. Oh dear. https://t.c…
- Fri, 17:23: RT @TimCauser: "The storeroom! Someone's trying to break through the locked door!" "It's a monster--a demon! It's Jeremy Bentham!" 4/7 htt…
- Fri, 18:37: RT @hooph00p: horse https://t.co/0ou3hDJvwQ
- Fri, 19:58: RT @ohtumblroh: https://t.co/aq8v4MmLqk
- Fri, 21:10: RT @carlquintanilla: This is VERY close to what JPMorgan said yesterday: "Looking across categories of card spending, we find that the leve…
- Fri, 21:33: RT @Anna_Mazz: My old school want me to talk to their pupils about what being a writer is like. I’ve asked them all to send me the best wor…
- Sat, 09:41: RT @AmbJohnBoIton: https://t.co/rQvjSqxz86
- Sat, 09:52: RT @ryanodonnell: The Cards Against Humanity writer’s room sent their one Black writer to a mental institution for speaking out about racis…
- Sat, 09:53: RT @CrimeADay: 46 USC §60101(b), 19 CFR §§4.61(b) & 4.71 make it a federal crime for a boat carrying asses to depart a U.S. port without a…
- Sat, 10:03: RT @americanwombat: One of the things I hate most about modern society is it's set up so you can't hurt any of the people most responsible…
- Sat, 11:31: RT @_Enanem_: Somebody's squashed my dumplings… I've never seen such wonton vandalism.
