- Fri, 14:13: RT @gideondefoe: Nervously watching the feeds of some of the consistently wrongest extremely-online prognosticators, and if I see a "well,…
- Fri, 14:41: RT @thedailymash: How to waste your 'me time' https://t.co/KCfyMBVlLk https://t.co/G3bCniEkUX
- Fri, 14:58: Hopeless hot cross bun (I did perk up by the time I'd finished it)
- Fri, 14:59: RT @SparkNotes: Things you can do while social distancing: - Self-reflect - Keep a journal - Study the wallpaper - Creep around - Inch eve…
- Fri, 16:36: RT @ENOgden: Signing an email two weeks ago: Best, Emily Signing an email now: Wishing that Providence may spare you and yours, and keep yo…
- Fri, 16:37: RT @ZachWeiner: AI https://t.co/9atYVoYA4I (click for full comic) #smbc #hiveworks https://t.co/dqRBWL8WVw
- Fri, 16:58: RT @tomwhoscontrary: @cleanskies aspire to this level of infamy https://t.co/y0fz87XVEx
- Fri, 17:57: RT @JackTindale: @johnb78 @aceplym @dsquareddigest Telephone Sanitisers would probably get a break, TBF.
- Fri, 18:02: RT @huwlemmey: Remember when those two lads from Cheshire in the 2011 riots posted on Facebook that people should riot and got nicked for i…
- Fri, 18:08: RT @MrGeorgeWallace: I heard a demo of TLC's "Waterfalls" a week before the song came out. I bought stock in the rivers and the lakes we're…
- Fri, 18:10: RT @TheOnion: Richard Burr Wondering When Profiting Off Mass Suffering Suddenly Became A Crime In This Country https://t.co/Ru1ZOGvcz9 http…
- Fri, 20:04: RT @TheOnion: Violently Bored Americans Begin Looting Puzzle Stores https://t.co/ctsxQNtZBJ https://t.co/Iow3GF3VxE
- Fri, 20:11: RT @zenithedtom: Me: I wish Britain was more socialist and people had a sense of solidarity *finger of monkey's paw closes* https://t.co/ni…
