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My tweets

Tue, 17:48: RT @theheatherhogan: Urgent care doctor: You seem chipper for someome who’s had a sinus infection for three weeks. Me: What mood do you pre…
Wed, 00:03: RT @deathbybadger: ok so I work in rare books and when I see something advertised as "early #dnd setting??" I snap that stuff up and so I…
Wed, 08:14: RT @freezydorito: the web is not perfect but you gotta admit we really nailed how half of the names of these things makes it sound like we…
Wed, 11:15: RT @joniscool: @jckarter @lapcatsoftware @danielpunkass I thought about it and we should borrow “complication” from watches and use it ever…
Wed, 11:39: RT @hermit_hwarang: In the West, it is customary to greet each other by smooshing your grimy, sweat-laden palms together. How have such bac…
Wed, 11:40: RT @americanwombat: I've gotten a lot of career advice that I am overcautious and don't speak up unless I "have all my ducks in a row" whic…
Wed, 11:41: RT @andrewhunterm: The real winners from Coronavirus are Britain’s sinks, which will all be delighted we’re remembering their birthdays at…
Wed, 11:41: RT @pixelatedboat: But they confirmed the Luke/Leia kiss WAS romantic. Swings and roundabouts https://t.co/8JdPP5wQpr

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