Drifting in and out of consciousness (oxfordhacker) wrote,
Drifting in and out of consciousness
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My tweets

  • Sat, 17:06: RT @behindyourback: did my 8 year old’s homework just change my life https://t.co/4AyTNAgXvA
  • Sat, 17:06: RT @SarahJoyAdams: @blkgirllostkeys My sense of how long something is taking: A. Oh God! It’s been forever!! Kill me now!! 😱😱😱 B. I’ve on…
  • Sat, 18:27: RT @theJeremyVine: A number of cases have established this important principle — if you're driving a car and the sun blinds you, you can dr…
  • Sat, 18:27: RT @sannewman: If you want a picture of the future, imagine navigating through computer menus where the only choices are "Have a boot stamp…
  • Sat, 18:29: RT @sannewman: Time to take a big mouthful of hypersexual zombie cicadas infected with psychoactive fungus and check the internet https://t…
  • Sat, 23:05: RT @Madeley: Christ, no-one tell the DWP. https://t.co/HXPkqa4oo8
  • Sat, 23:07: RT @gordihyena: My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately f…
  • Sat, 23:08: RT @ASFleischman: Georgia makes it a crime to move or eliminate monuments to the fight for slavery So my hometown, left with no other opti…
  • Sat, 23:33: RT @loresjoberg: Bees must think we're terrible dancers. "Look at that fool! He's communicating absolutely nothing about the distance and d…
  • Sat, 23:45: RT @leonardpierce: I was researching crime rates in the Caribbean and I have to say, kudos to the people of the Bahamas for their scrappy d…
  • Sun, 04:37: RT @PerthshireMags: If I were Icarus, I would simply fly at a safe, yet enjoyable, distance from the Sun, achieving a healthy balance betwe…
  • Sun, 11:12: RT @boomer_kid: Bard: “What’s all this?” Paladin: “The druid is in time-out.” Bard: “What’d you do?” Druid: “I was selling a gluten-free…
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