For simplicity's sake, and to facilitate data analysis to ensure that I'm meeting my Mandatory Fun Performance Targets, I will present the results in tabular form:
Friday | Saturday | Sunday | |
Host | Julian | ||
Type | Pub meet | Cocktail party | Summer barbecue |
Occasion | Birthday | Just that kind of guy | Birthday |
Drinks drunk | 4 | 4 | 4 |
- Of which fruity | 4 | 2 | 0 |
- Of which beer | 4 | 0 | 4 |
Service | Cheerful but overworked bar staff | Cheerful but incompetent cocktail mixer/architect | Cheerfully pragmatic self-service (though pre-mixed Pimms was provided) |
Cats | None | Lily, extremely affectionate party-crasher | 'Keith Chegwin', skulking by the shed. |
My dress | Tight black fake-snake-skin trousers, tight t-shirt with pixelated dinosaur. | Black velvet pin-stripe suit, lavender shirt with open collar | Slightly sparkly blue boot-cut jeans, custom Daily Dinosaur Comics t-shirt |
- Accused of looking like | A cyberpunk | Beck | Tom Cruise |
Divisive discussion topic | Religion | Religion | Feminism |
- My response to said discussion | Fled | Participated, though unsure to what extent my drunken ramblings about Discordianism actually helped | Sat quietly, coughing |
Amount of voice left by the end | 80% | 60% | <30% |
If anyone fancies performing some initial number crunching or peer-review on the above raw data, feel free.