My tweets

Sat, 12:26: RT @TheOnion: Manifesto Calls On Fellow White Americans To Rise Up And Maintain Status Quo https://t.co/gOHa0S63om https://t.co/UBvUiIC8ap
Sat, 12:59: RT @FeliciaDavin: HETROSPECT, n. Realizing things you did in your youth were not, in fact, straight. EX: “In hetrospect, her adolescent fas…
Sat, 13:12: RT @rachelle_mandik: the average person swallows 6 to 8 tooth fairies over the course of their childhood
Sat, 16:04: RT @ClickHole: Embarrassing: This Woman Thinks The Chinese Characters She Has Tattooed On Her Back Mean ‘Slut Of All Hamburgers’ But They A…
Sat, 19:08: RT @jake_p_cole: The Epstein murder is the only true act of bipartisanship in the last 10 years
Sat, 19:51: RT @xflibble: Given that tech people know what happens when CPU is 100% and RAM is full and you're hitting the swap file, it's pretty weird…
Sat, 19:53: RT @mitsurutenma: i’ve never been so happy to have been right about something in my whole life https://t.co/rgNamiY0iE
Sat, 20:04: RT @Rateyrmusic: https://t.co/sSzbjaeWFM
Sat, 20:07: RT @baltakatei: You may find it amusing that the wikipedia article on "self-evidence" does not cite any sources. https://t.co/GP1pD1UMWg 🙃…
Sat, 20:29: RT @MuskYutaniCorp: https://t.co/hbwJxOs01z

Sun, 09:25: RT @AstroKatie: Australian magpies are actually robot birds from the future https://t.co/X48n9AUUcV
Sun, 09:27: RT @TheSteinbag: Hug your billionaire pedophile friends today. Tell them you love them before it’s too late.
Sun, 09:36: RT @AlexWattsEsq: Film idea: Muppet Star Wars Condensed plot of the original three films with all the characters played by Muppets except…
Sun, 09:37: RT @studiesincrap: The only thing funnier than the fact that "Which Kindle Do I Have?" is a real Kindle book that costs $2.99? The reviews…
Sun, 09:39: RT @aedison: The news media—they’ve always been very unfair to me—they keep saying, “Ahh, the water’s getting too hot! He’s boiling us!” Bu…
Sun, 09:41: RT @serenade_chats: I just read two histroms where the titled hero was kind and generous and advocated for those less fortunate than him un…
Sun, 09:43: RT @AlexWattsEsq: "a special 50p" These callous wreckers don't even have the imagination to be operatically evil. The smallest minded, vi…
Sun, 09:52: RT @rahaeli: The @Tate and extreme accessibility fail. https://t.co/n1SE4joFOm