Tue, 13:20: RT @Choplogik: twitter has this phenomenon where when it finds a new memetic item, it collectively tries to combine it with every single ot…
Tue, 13:21: RT @imdumbledaddy: English is just 3 languages wearing a trenchcoat pretending to be one tall language
Tue, 13:22: RT @panmidwest: me: so i keep things that spark joy? friend: yes me: *touching friend’s apple watch* mine friend: that’s not- me: *holding…
Tue, 18:51: RT @classiclib3ral: Thinking about all of Stalin's victims that were forced by his regime to drink local craft beers. We can't let Bernie d…
Wed, 02:34: RT @Mostly_Cheese: Cop: Listen up, punk. This can go one of two ways. *bell dings, doors open* Suspect: Thanks for teaching me about elev…
Wed, 02:36: RT @Pinboard: Feral hogs Twitter has now concluded. Thank you to everyone who participated. Please feel free to use this moment in fiction…
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