My tweets

Sun, 14:15: RT @AwwwwCats: No no, your hand goes here https://t.co/Z6VNHKpxXo
Sun, 14:23: RT @devingarofalo: This meme will never stop being the best. https://t.co/HgryXrXJsM
Sun, 14:24: RT @DrEstellePrnq: 🤔 https://t.co/CjeN6pkCNQ
Sun, 14:29: RT @existentialcoms: What authors put in their novel to shock you: Russian novel: a murder. American novel: a rape. French novel: a suicide…
Sun, 14:33: RT @unormal: https://t.co/JDyo0iBOwC
Sun, 14:42: RT @PFTompkins: “Hey man, what if there was like a ducktaur?” “A what?” “Like a two-thirds duck & one third a guy.” “Is it the size of a du…
Sun, 17:05: RT @prophetehuitres: https://t.co/sQ8MowICg6
Sun, 17:05: RT @jrobertlennon: Every time I come to the Syracuse mall I renew my incredulity that this patriotic home furnishings store has this extrao…
Sun, 17:10: Tweet Your Own Adventure! https://t.co/g7XZ3ggjjm
Mon, 07:17: RT @weeaboo: lmao jesus christ https://t.co/dssxNHiFiM

Mon, 07:36: RT @MediocreDave: If you're committed to preserving the status quo, all you really need from political discourse is that it doesn't get any…
Mon, 07:40: RT @hownottodraw: wow. pinky and the brain finally did it https://t.co/Nx0y73LKTS
Mon, 07:41: RT @emotionalpedant: https://t.co/l4278eFGDO
Mon, 07:51: RT @americanwombat: "what do you say we tempt mom and Judy with a sip of that tantalizing Amontillado and then go have a game of Battleship…
Mon, 10:07: RT @lizzieohreally: I have found an old southern cookbook with some truly fantastic “salad” recipes. https://t.co/H9elAGMaAb
Mon, 10:12: RT @indyfromspace: Dude that’s the moon https://t.co/g9QeqX96Yu
Mon, 10:21: RT @scattermoon: @Brainmage The Irish backstop: it's all fun and games until someone loses NI
Mon, 10:40: RT @mminelle: As a geographer I can honestly say this is one of the best maps I have ever seen. https://t.co/kHiFu85aHh
Mon, 11:38: RT @Thiefree: Angel: don't you think it's *too* obvious which creature is your favourite? God: how could you tell? https://t.co/1Ql0GcgBCW