My tweets: oxfordhacker

Tue, 12:10: RT @sophiescott: Architect: ...any decorations for the tower? Client: lion and unicorn! Arc: there’s not much roo- Cli: and they’re legiti…
Tue, 12:16: RT @thedailymash: Grown man still thinks he should be enjoying his�job https://t.co/NYD2z8WRpD
Tue, 12:43: RT @4r7hr: Came out into the garden to be confronted with this scene. A cat without a single brain cell stuck on the washing. https://t.co/…
Tue, 22:17: RT @SusanCalman: Excellent interview technique. And the bloke is quite good as well. https://t.co/IKyaO7x7DU
Tue, 22:29: Interestingly, they're actually cat software running on dog hardware https://t.co/Wh5lnx7VjK
Tue, 22:30: RT @gideondefoe: Imagine somehow being more embarrassing than Brewdog, the most embarrassing brand on the planet
Tue, 22:39: RT @donni: Message to my haters: I share your concerns
Tue, 23:06: RT @mikers86: Academia after producing PhDs https://t.co/qOKdlGLzxM
Tue, 23:08: RT @pervocracy: I memorized all the digits in pi: 0123456789
Tue, 23:12: RT @marcformarc: I cannot stop watching this video of Emma Stone and Maya Rudolph singing call your girlfriend a capella https://t.co/DlScj…

Tue, 23:16: RT @Anna__Malkova: The most distinct aspect of Transformers, in my opinion is, well, the transformation part, it's exciting, sometimes extr…
Wed, 08:30: RT @tomwhoscontrary: @lizbatty @L0vingnature ppl love to eat babies https://t.co/p1Ax11yi66
Wed, 08:31: RT @JosiahRenaudin: https://t.co/z92eMGqS4i
Wed, 08:31: RT @charlesarthur: Tfw you realise that the Americans who designed Facebook's cryptocurrency live in a world where contactless payments bas…
Wed, 08:33: RT @TheOnion: Holocaust Survivors Recall Exact Day Holocaust Started Right Out Of The Blue https://t.co/ZXhZVHgfuf https://t.co/JhhzkDamng
Wed, 08:35: RT @pixelatedboat: “Well, TECHNICALLY they’re not concentration camps” I said, on the right side of history

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