My tweets

Sun, 15:24: RT @sacha_coward: Me: Can I put a poster up for Stroud Pride? Shop Owner: Sure! That’s for the gays isn’t it? Me: It’s for everyone! Shop O…
Sun, 15:25: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Was not prepared for, as a cyclist, how cathartic this felt https://t.co/jTM3tbyEl7
Sun, 15:30: RT @PriyamvadaGopal: Shameful but unsurprising. Most Brits also have no idea how humiliating, expensive & invasive just getting a visit vis…
Sun, 15:30: RT @neilslorance: I keep thinking about this owl I saw yesterday and how I’ve never related so much to a bird https://t.co/iR2CiTEVVn
Sun, 15:46: RT @BenjaminBHerold: Reporting this story about the new digital surveillance infrastructure in K-12 schools, so many details & anecdotes st…
Sun, 15:48: RT @TomHall: Hockey ain't as tough as it use to be... [wait for it] 🏒🥅 #BestFriendsDay #StanleyCup https://t.co/sejaumojii
Sun, 15:50: RT @studiesincrap: You spin me https://t.co/78O2LEwiVe
Sun, 15:54: RT @LRonMexico: Ugh I’m bored and I know what happened here probably. They are using permanganate (either potassium or sodium) and overfed…
Sun, 15:55: RT @TheOnion: Last-Ditch Climate Change Report Provides Locations Of Weapons, Current Whereabouts Of Oil Executives https://t.co/qz9DycW82m…
Sun, 16:11: RT @Manglewood: Magpie has some iris atrophy which is a normal part of aging for some cats. I think it’s beautiful, like her pupil is the c…

Sun, 16:18: RT @McKelvie: Well we've looked at the figures, and we either spend some money, or everyone dies, so we're going with everyone dies https:/…
Sun, 16:19: RT @GaryDelaney: Got myself a cryin’, talkin’, sleepin’, walkin’.... https://t.co/bUudxyh452
Sun, 22:38: RT @garius: I love Conservative peer, Lord Hayward's poll on electability (of Tory leader candidates) casually deciding that these are two…
Sun, 22:43: RT @veganjocelyn: Saw this on Facebook this morning and the noise this cat makes SENT ME https://t.co/mGUlCvOl4w
Sun, 22:44: RT @Pundamentalism: *knock* Who’s... *knock* Who’s... *knock knock* Who’s there? *knock knock knock* Who... *knock knock knock knock knock*…
Sun, 22:45: RT @Pundamentalism: [Cambridgeshire, Mediaeval times] Kevin: There. Finally! All the paperwork completed to establish 'Kevinborough'. Take…
Sun, 23:03: RT @jfwong: Oh my god https://t.co/NV4JkvbZ9J
Sun, 23:06: RT @mcnostrilcom: I apologize in advance for how stupid this is, A Thread about the Ocean: 1/5 https://t.co/W9Mb1KS8oM
Sun, 23:08: RT @medievaliszt: IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT BEOWULF? GTG: Going To Geatland SMH: Serving My Hrothgar OMFG: Oop, Might Fight Grendel FFS:…
Mon, 08:10: RT @NatureisScary: Alligator tears apart truck https://t.co/8YFJGvpvjq

Mon, 08:11: RT @ThePatanoiac: Your shadow takes over your shift when you can no longer bring yourself to pick up the phone. You’ve never heard their vo…
Mon, 08:12: RT @DanMentos: interviewer: what’s your greatest strength me: you tell me interviewer: me: interviewer: delegating? me: that’s right