My tweets

Wed, 15:21: RT @ryanqnorth: "She opened the portal. ‘Are we all just going to keep doing this till we die?’ everyone was asking." Really great read…
Wed, 15:45: RT @AndrewNadeau0: 🎶My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they’re like, You should serve it jars, Damn right, and add some Swis…
Wed, 15:57: RT @thedailymash: Britain needs a moderate, anti-Brexit party, say people studiously ignoring the Lib Dems https://t.co/RrHEVvujaw https://…
Wed, 18:06: RT @puppetmotel: r/flashlight has the best memes of any subreddit just imo https://t.co/FnWg5OYCyq
Wed, 18:11: RT @csferrie: I'm thinking of leaving academia so I can focus on my true passions: research and education.
Wed, 19:07: RT @FergusCraig: The global economy never really recovered from 2008. At the same time social media encouraged an environment in which the…
Wed, 19:15: RT @JohnFinnemore: Another picture I took last Friday- this was the middle of Westminster Bridge. The driver revved and tried to edge forwa…
Wed, 19:19: RT @ryanqnorth: Whenever there's a cool fact going around that I already know, instead of being holier than thou, I think of this comic and…
Wed, 20:50: RT @Seanbabydotcom: GET ROLLED WITH THE FEVER ON THE DANCE FLOOR! What was that. How do you mean? That's not a song. It's not an anythin…
Wed, 20:52: RT @thedailymash: Conservative Party still pretending it’s not completely f**ked https://t.co/em1JQU25aV https://t.co/xrGctfbCNq

Wed, 23:14: RT @TheOnion: ‘We Will Not Repeat The Mistakes Of The 2016 Election,’ Vows Nation Still Using Internet https://t.co/TAR6tYjc7R https://t.co…
Wed, 23:14: RT @ZachWeiner: Talking to 4-year-old daughter: Her: I'll make you a deal. I get to watch cartoons, then you get me M&Ms. Me: That's not h…
Wed, 23:15: RT @ZachWeiner: One strong parenting bias I have is that I overvalue kids *demonstrating* a rich mental life. So, I feel bad if she appears…
Wed, 23:18: RT @sannewman: While biologists respond furiously on Twitter by claiming an otter is not a fish, I am hearing privately from biologists who…
Wed, 23:27: RT @Hello_Tailor: filmmakers keep saying they're making blockbuster movies "for the fans," but Steve & Bucky still haven't kissed onscreen.…
Thu, 08:18: RT @FrogCroakley: My hopeless son. My dreadful, sistine-chapel-looking, 1am-sick-blopping, thirteen pound lint kaiju of a boy. https://t.co…
Thu, 08:38: RT @merrittk: change my pitch up sand my wich up
Thu, 08:39: RT @_Benji53: When you try to help but have no idea what you're doing https://t.co/C3QWzP71mr