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  • Tue, 13:18: RT @iamchrisscott: Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn
  • Tue, 13:18: RT @_NadiaPotia_: Literally don’t fall for fake outrage. Ask your local feminist what feminists are actually mad about. It’s probably r…
  • Tue, 13:18: RT @PlagueOfGripes: An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself. Apparition: " - and…
  • Tue, 13:20: Pictured: Me & @tinyjo's Christmas plans https://t.co/hh8vlifL86
  • Tue, 18:16: RT @KT_NRE: I feel that as a culture, we have overemphasized St. Nick's toy delivery service and underemphasized his brief career as a necr…
  • Tue, 18:17: RT @matvelloso: Customer: I need a baby Junior dev: With one pregnant woman we can deliver it in 2 years Senior dev: Make it 4 years Pr…
  • Tue, 18:18: RT @VictorianHumour: When your family groans at this year's crop of Christmas cracker jokes, remind them that it could be worse... - Yorks…
  • Tue, 18:19: RT @Oysterband1: A happy, peaceful Christmas everyone. Doesn’t matter if you don’t buy the backstory, we can’t wish each other peace and ha…
  • Tue, 18:19: RT @Ross_Lawson: Scrooge: [flings open window] You! Boy! What day is this? Me: Today, sir? Why, 'tis Monday. No, Tuesday. Isn't it? No, wa…
  • Tue, 18:24: RT @Jeanniesky: https://t.co/UNWBNAte7x Merry Christmas Y'all
  • Tue, 18:25: RT @mcjude: Some of you out there may recall that in 2016 I played an excellent Christmas prank on my long-suffering Dad. It worked a treat…
  • Tue, 18:26: RT @hotjamz: he's makin a list it's kept in plain text an elf just got phished you know what is next santa claus has leaked 2.2 billion use…
  • Tue, 18:44: RT @isaacandsuch: @matvelloso @yechielk Salesperson: I got the customer to agree to your 2-year timescale but in exchange I had to promise…
  • Tue, 20:55: Merry Kittenmas, y'all 🎄🐈 https://t.co/FZF4TmIff4
  • Wed, 09:18: RT @j4: @oxfordhacker "Not a (whole) creature was stirring..."
  • Wed, 09:20: RT @SSheil: My wife’s present from my mum this year was a book on Japanese knitting patterns, and all the model shots look like stills from…



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