Sat, 19:43: RT @femmewitch: “are you subtweeting me?” “i do subtweet sir” “are you subtweeting me sir?” (to mutual) “is the timeline discourse on my si…
Sat, 19:52: RT @KestrelPi: God wrest ye buried gentlemen from your eternal sleep It's time to dig your way out from your slumber six feet deep I need t…
Sat, 20:09: RT @Basic_Chunnel: An octopus could pet up to 16 cats at once if it managed its time carefully
Sat, 20:12: RT @DxGGEAUX: game settings: Adjust Brightness Until Picture Is Barely Visible me: ha ha ha nice try [turns it up to maximum brightness to…
Sun, 00:49: RT @ryanqnorth: I'm at my wife's company's fancy dinner and just got a hot fancy dinner tip! Not sure which things on the table are yours?…
Sun, 00:53: RT @BambiMusic: Someone just said, if you wanna say spice girls in a Scottish accent, just say “space ghettos” in an American accent. I’ve…
Sun, 00:54: RT @cox_tom: “I think it’s time to recognise that the history of teapots on this lane has now superseded the history of worms on this lane,…
Sun, 01:03: RT @sannewman: To judge by Twitter, people seem to be having an inordinate amount of difficulty thinking up stripper names.
