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- Sun, 19:26: RT @thedailymash: 31-year old unsure if she is a ‘millennial’ or some other bullshit thing https://t.co/D4YdU65VIT https://t.co/2vPRJcVCQm
- Sun, 19:29: RT @GoodZiIIa: [first day as zoo tour guide] me: elephants have very thick skin. observe [to elephant] hey, idiot! elephant: [eats some l…
- Sun, 21:42: RT @sixthformpoet: 1: Connect sewing machine to polygraph test 2: Lie repeatedly 3: Describe new jumper as a fabric of lies 4: Laugh forever
- Sun, 23:27: RT @sannewman: Why so many songs about the pain of a broken heart and none about the pain of knowing you have an eyelash in your eye but no…
- Mon, 08:02: RT @Prof_Hinkley: *my life coach yelling for me to "just run out the clock"*
- Mon, 08:25: RT @Whatapityonyou: This guy just constantly getting wrecked by his own polls is my new favorite account on twitter https://t.co/OAooZSwQhS
- Mon, 08:40: RT @parsfarce: [medieval china] customer: i like my pork sweet customer 2: well i like it sour me:*has an idea* get the fuck out of m…
- Mon, 08:45: RT @poppy_haze: these maniacs abused the subtitle file format to redraw the entire anime pixel by pixel, frame by frame. there is no video,…
- Mon, 08:52: RT @str8boytexts: https://t.co/uOpU7K9Gjx
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