My tweets

Thu, 18:32: RT @j4: Two dolls, one saucepan? o_O #books #wtf https://t.co/520Q2Vp4Wl
Thu, 18:33: RT @christhebarker: Pleased my headline/image combo got through https://t.co/T654peazLk
Thu, 18:33: RT @tomwhoscontrary: I know quite a few people #onhere who are addicted to cat and dog, so maybe get that nano chip checked out. https://t.…
Thu, 18:34: RT @GreatDismal: Go off to write science fiction, come back to Vanilla Ice tweeting from a quarantined plague airliner.
Thu, 18:34: RT @AmeliaMangan: Today is Werner Herzog's birthday, so let's all remember the time he literally appeared out of nowhere to save Joaquin Ph…
Thu, 18:34: RT @swanseastones: Doors closed 2.5 hours ago. We are, as ever, staying late. There have been reports of a thesaurus leak, and we are worri…
Thu, 18:37: 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/u2NbjRI5L1
Thu, 18:45: RT @Harkaway: This is fucking majestic. https://t.co/0Y2fK1RtOl
Thu, 19:02: RT @_Enanem_: - I’ll have a latte, and my wife would like a coffee with chocolate in it please? - Mocha? - Ok… OY LISA, WHY DON’T YOU DRI…
Thu, 21:09: RT @ItsAndyRyan: That's because it's a homophone https://t.co/qbniISDznA

Thu, 21:34: RT @SortaBad: when Pac-Man ate one of those special pellets it affected the GHOSTS, not him. i feel like it's weird we all just go about ou…
Fri, 07:54: RT @clayroutledge: We are living in an era of woke capitalism in which companies pretend to care about social justice to sell products to p…
Fri, 08:08: RT @courtenlow: IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DOES, YOU DO NOT GET TO RULE ON IT. https://t.co/O1TpRUNjkH
Fri, 08:27: RT @dasharez0ne: https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y https://t.co/L67DbxjV3e