- Tue, 16:55: RT @Mdudemeister: "Why do you take so long to reply?" 333 444 777 7777 8 666 333 2 555 555 https://t.co/lcyAeGWvQp
- Tue, 18:52: Apparently I was more on-point than I'd realised when I described the tone of their advertising as "Made by wankers… https://t.co/5x03cxvVI0
- Tue, 18:53: RT @Samfr: Just gave my name in Starbucks as "you got to this meme too late". As the barrista (fan of meta) read out my "name" everyone rol…
- Tue, 19:00: RT @jonnysun: in a hypothetical action movie bomb-defusing scenario do not ask me to be the one to cut the red wire because i am TERRIBLE w…
- Tue, 19:03: RT @tatuya01: meow https://t.co/KERAu7Nz95
- Tue, 20:51: RT @simongerman600: This famous chart from 1973 was a favourite of Steven Jobs. A person on a #bicycle moves more efficient than animals, f…
- Tue, 20:56: RT @thedailymash: Worker back from holiday pretends to spend day deleting emails https://t.co/RUTB7bpIsq https://t.co/bCOYmj6kHb
- Wed, 08:14: RT @Home_Halfway: Everyone around you is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Scott in accounting has been fighting an espionage samur…
- Wed, 08:29: RT @Scriblit: Just gave my name in Starbucks, and the (witch) barista called out 'now we own your name, your soul belongs to us unless you…
- Wed, 09:05: RT @Brainmage: "Okay. Right. Imagine a really hench ant. Like, _SWOLE_. This dude does not skip leg day. He buff. But, he's not all brawn n…
- Wed, 10:04: RT @futuristbot: https://t.co/HUYeVC380w
- Wed, 11:14: RT @bobvulfov: BOSS: lunch on me today. any ideas? "pizza" "sushi" ME: *suspicious that jeff in HR is an anteater* ants? [i stare at jeff f…