Tue, 18:52: Apparently I was more on-point than I'd realised when I described the tone of their advertising as "Made by wankers… https://t.co/5x03cxvVI0
Tue, 18:53: RT @Samfr: Just gave my name in Starbucks as "you got to this meme too late". As the barrista (fan of meta) read out my "name" everyone rol…
Tue, 19:00: RT @jonnysun: in a hypothetical action movie bomb-defusing scenario do not ask me to be the one to cut the red wire because i am TERRIBLE w…
Tue, 20:51: RT @simongerman600: This famous chart from 1973 was a favourite of Steven Jobs. A person on a #bicycle moves more efficient than animals, f…
Wed, 08:14: RT @Home_Halfway: Everyone around you is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Scott in accounting has been fighting an espionage samur…
Wed, 08:29: RT @Scriblit: Just gave my name in Starbucks, and the (witch) barista called out 'now we own your name, your soul belongs to us unless you…
Wed, 09:05: RT @Brainmage: "Okay. Right. Imagine a really hench ant. Like, _SWOLE_. This dude does not skip leg day. He buff. But, he's not all brawn n…
Wed, 11:14: RT @bobvulfov: BOSS: lunch on me today. any ideas? "pizza" "sushi" ME: *suspicious that jeff in HR is an anteater* ants? [i stare at jeff f…
