Drifting in and out of consciousness (oxfordhacker) wrote,
Drifting in and out of consciousness
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  • Wed, 13:34: RT @hiacre: After fretting and stewing about scrum "ceremonies" for the last 3 months, I finally rage-mailed my boss. He was very understa…
  • Wed, 15:12: RT @GillianA: @JeJoue Yes please!
  • Wed, 15:38: RT @DawgBelly: A small joy in my life is tht my sis is dating a guy w/ the same name as her cat & human Nigel hates tht we all call him hum…
  • Wed, 16:54: RT @robdelaney: Give a man a fish… Just give him the fish, asshole. He’s hungry, you’ve got an extra fish. Hand it over, fuckface. He doesn…
  • Wed, 16:54: RT @madiwxtkins: I’m at TJ Maxx and a little girl just walked by me in the pillow section and yelled “DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS” and sta…
  • Wed, 16:57: RT @SarahDuggers: Omg who made this masterpiece? https://t.co/wnXToTLSYr
  • Thu, 10:07: RT @will_i_am_s_: Ok timeline, who wants to hear my favourite bad joke. Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee. Astrona…
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    Wed, 13:53: RT @ Pecnut: Jack Reacher books use the phrase “That’s for damn sure” on average 5.64 times per novel. @ LeeChildReacher 💀📚…

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