My tweets

Sun, 10:12: RT @j4: Yes you should dump her because you're not cool enough to appreciate her awesomeness also pls can I have her number https://t.co/Sm…
Sun, 10:14: RT @0xKruzr: Context: the heat index was 110, so they offered this little guy a drink of water. He had other plans. 💚 https://t.co/J6vlQYKY…
Sun, 10:21: RT @BrokenBiros: A cushion from the place we’re staying - if ‘RELAX’ was played first they should have put it a row down with the ‘R’ and ‘…
Sun, 11:09: RT @Kiciputek: Do you remember what childhood was actually like? https://t.co/ODeKhUXMBm
Sun, 11:10: RT @TheRealBuzz: I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 @NASA https://t.co/6Nb2cQVU32
Sun, 11:12: RT @walking_boston: 'Good day citizen. Would you like the Facist or No Facist section today?' https://t.co/tPMrn9nlZg
Sun, 11:25: It's silly to over-think everything I write. I'll just click 'Send' & get on with my day :Clicks 'Send': … Oh fuck… https://t.co/ZiKXVXXQ5r
Sun, 11:39: RT @TheOnion: Comic-Con Fan Guesses He Enjoyed 60-Minute Panel Of Silently Masturbating Alan Moore Practicing Sex Magic https://t.co/LJhDVe…
Sun, 11:43: RT @gideondefoe: The only plausible explanation for why any of are still on Twitter is that we all get some weird flirting-with-disaster ki…
Sun, 11:45: RT @studiesincrap: The movie where Kelly Macdonald puts jigsaw puzzles together and rides the train from New Rochelle to NYC a bunch of tim…

Sun, 11:54: RT @marieberd: Doctor Who is like if all the school bullies got together and performed a cruel sketch of what nerds like