My tweets

Mon, 12:13: Thread https://t.co/tzLAhIVz8C
Mon, 15:49: RT @mutablejoe: Difficult to see how May can replace the knowledge and wisdom of both David Davis and Boris Johnson unless by some stroke o…
Mon, 20:30: RT @RopesToInfinity: Farewell Boris Johnson. You may have been a racist bigot who used a media-assisted 'affable posho' persona to distract…
Mon, 20:31: RT @MarinaHyde: I love this classy government line, which amounts to “we’ve had a completely incompetent halfwit in this absolutely key rol…
Mon, 20:33: RT @smokintofu: Btw in this hot weather, it’s a good idea to carry around a teaspoon and a lil jam jar that’s half lager half cider and top…
Mon, 20:34: RT @androdc: Recent tensions caused by ethnic fissures, the U.K. (which consists of a tenuous alliance of 4 ancient nations) has befallen t…
Tue, 09:14: RT @earlymodernjohn: I think this is what you have to chalk on the floor if you want to summon the ghost of Enoch Powell https://t.co/p8LJm…
Tue, 10:26: RT @painthands: Remember Kiwi & his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies 💚💙🖤 https://t.co/vX214…
Tue, 10:27: RT @HayesBrown: GOD: [designing marsupials] ok ok. are u ready for this one? GOD: [holds up kangaroo] LOOK AT IT. ANGEL: stop. i can't.…