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Fri, 14:29: RT @crookedroads770: I generally think of myself as an okay father but somehow I forgot to teach my two year old son what an owl was and he…
Fri, 19:09: RT @LockPickingLwyr: The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year: “...the lock is in…
Fri, 19:16: RT @thedailymash: Which dreadful clickbait are you falling�for? https://t.co/xwxot136X1 https://t.co/2A6pTSwwNV
Fri, 22:17: RT @thedailymash: There is no non-wanky way to sign off an email, study�finds https://t.co/f4S8zq7pj7 https://t.co/UWDtcqsTcs
Sat, 09:39: RT @mim_monk: This thread needs to be staged. https://t.co/mCG6c84HnF
Sat, 09:44: RT @trishgreenhalgh: Spouse: Apparently Scotland passed a law banning upskirting 9 years ago. Me: Yeah, men wear skirts in Scotland.
Sat, 09:53: RT @villaswerte: this is filmmaker daniel mercadante's work! long exposure photography used to capture his partner running with a custom…
Sat, 09:57: RT @logoninternet: cursed image https://t.co/yQBhXDpb2F
Sat, 10:00: RT @CrimeLineLaw: Criminal Behaviour Order (CBO) preventing people making “Drill” music https://t.co/0NX02zm3BF
Sat, 10:03: RT @TheOnion: Sight Of Coworkers' Stupid Fucking Faces Endured Yet Again https://t.co/SXegAtmv8O https://t.co/YyRKu8fNyg

Sat, 10:11: RT @studiesincrap: "The idea of a woman being victimized is less terrifying than the thought of a man being falsely accused." Alice Bolin t…

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