My tweets

Sun, 14:14: RT @yipe: Alexa: remind me to feed the baby https://t.co/p3sEUcTgYa
Sun, 14:18: RT @gideondefoe: Advert at back of today’s charity shop effort is a pretty transparent dalek plot https://t.co/eNEXi1gP4Y
Sun, 15:16: RT @Manglewood: 🌈All our love to everyone out there celebrating Pride today (and every day)! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 https://t.co/vkJ30RwMAm
Mon, 06:35: RT @daniel_swensen: Cat: I want pettings Me: ok Cat: are the pettings over here, just out of your reach? Me: no I have to be able to reach…
Mon, 06:49: RT @CMGaldre: Its 700bce rolling into the club in your best triangle just covered in fucking eyes inside and outside all eyes ready to…
Mon, 06:49: RT @RobDotHutton: We're also developing a strong line of self-writing jokes. https://t.co/ABKC7TtuwX
Mon, 07:02: RT @ClickHole: Environmentalism FTW: NASCAR Is Cutting Down On Emissions By Replacing All The Race Cars With A Single Bus That Drivers Shar…
Mon, 07:03: RT @internetsdairy: Overhead the keypad code for the toilet in Pret and I can feel it in my brain, pushing out my PIN, like the filthy chic…
Mon, 10:19: RT @TheOnion: Hacker Just Going To Fix A Few Annoying Typos On Company’s Website Before Stealing Customer Data https://t.co/FAYwdW6doi http…
Mon, 10:21: RT @existentialcoms: We've broken a lot of glass ceilings, but we are still waiting for our first goth CEO.

Mon, 10:26: RT @shutupmikeginn: It would be cool if aliens landed and they were super chill and as a society we had to distance ourselves from problema…
Mon, 10:41: RT @forexposure_txt: [no see, we only need outside artists to work for free because the artists in our group are ashamed to be apart of it,…