Wed, 12:42: RT @shutupmikeginn: If someone tried to make me dig my own grave I would say no. They're going to kill me anyway and I'd love to die the wa…
Wed, 13:42: RT @dubsteppenwolf: do you ever think about how in like 40 years from now you'd need a masters in internet anthropology to understand even…
Wed, 13:42: RT @doctoranovia: a swedish guy in my japanese school: you know, sex is like pizza; even when it's bad, it's good girls in my class (me in…
Wed, 14:29: RT @cashbonez: If welders were like software engineers they’d be tweeting stuff like “the justice system can be replaced with something tha…
Wed, 18:25: RT @sevreds: my kitten jumped into my parents big bath tub yesterday but accidentally dragged a towel hanging on the side in with him. So i…
Wed, 19:41: RT @tomwhoscontrary: People love to tweet attempted insights like this, but if you look at economists, lawyers, philosophers, poets, life c…
Wed, 19:51: RT @dubsteppenwolf: Glanced over and the cat was doing that thing where a goldfish will expand to the limit of it's environment https://t.c…
Wed, 21:33: RT @paullicino: It's not so much that I need to cut people out of my life who respond with "Why don't you just do [first thing that came in…
Wed, 21:35: RT @yashkaf: So, I heard Roseanne dissed Drake so hard he crashed his Tesla into Prince Harry? *Me trying to make small talk but I get 100%…
Wed, 21:35: RT @clappingtalent: "REPLACE ROSEANNE WITH SQUIRREL GIRL" IS THE BEST TAKE IVE EVER SEEN
Wed, 21:37: RT @ClickHole: More Bad Press For Elon: The Car Elon Musk Launched Into Orbit Has Fallen Back Down To Earth And Crushed Malala Yousafzai ht…
Wed, 21:49: Feeling pretty good about working in the Li Ka-shing Centre right now. Good luck next hurricane, all y'all Richard… https://t.co/gZTx50K2Nu
Wed, 23:23: RT @lucekel: UPDATE: Dumpsters, stories about girls drowning at family cabins, and Very Long Titles are no longer de rigueur; however I hav…
Thu, 08:50: RT @HoldenShearer: Someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alter…
Thu, 10:11: RT @chordbug: I found a more readable version! let me know if you know who made this because I don't and it's G o o d . . . https://t.co/e…
