My tweets

Tue, 12:03: RT @Manglewood: We sent his DNA away for testing and found out he's: 62.8% Good Boy 20.1% Potato Bear 12.2% Smooshmonster 4.7% Goofus 0.2%…
Tue, 12:03: RT @lucia_fasano: your family so ugly they don’t look in the mirror, they look in shattered glass!!!!! CONSIDER YOUR https://t.co/yluoacAd…
Tue, 12:23: RT @ThaumPenguin: 25. Splayd https://t.co/VTJc6Xhmre
Tue, 12:24: RT @ThaumPenguin: 32. Bracelet magnetism https://t.co/zo7zKqIHFD
Tue, 12:26: RT @ThaumPenguin: 42. Horses and Moose https://t.co/PFYNvOQaaV
Tue, 12:30: RT @ThaumPenguin: 56. Cats care about you https://t.co/SZukAbGVZB
Tue, 12:41: RT @ThaumPenguin: 108. Career plans https://t.co/MFtvSq4hTZ
Tue, 15:05: RT @OxfordUCU: We had wandering minstrels visiting the picket lines in #Oxford today on Day 11 of the #UCUstrike. Please come back tomorrow…
Tue, 15:32: RT @clastowka: Just remember @michaeljnelson's tip: every time you see "geeky" imagine people looking at it in 40 years the way we do "groo…
Tue, 15:36: RT @videocats: Yes... no... yes https://t.co/bY4BJWi84Y

Tue, 15:42: RT @NatureisScary: Leopard ambushes impala by jumping out of tree https://t.co/hIqWQmOsUm
Tue, 15:43: RT @Manglewood: There’s no earthly pleasure greater than suddenly needing some piece of crap you’ve been holding onto for years, thereby ju…
Tue, 15:47: RT @FrogCroakley: Seriously though imagine how easy it would be to make a version of black mirror to scare medieval guys: "A crabbe comes…
Tue, 16:46: RT @PWGTennant: The alternative to agreeing this deal may have been a 'walk out', with @UniversitiesUK accusing @UCU of being selfishly unw…
Tue, 17:00: RT @Brainmage: It Follows was a *really* disappointing movie. Not ONCE was there a trace of formal propositional logic.
Tue, 22:37: RT @managerspeak: It's great to see so much engagement and discussion on such an important subject. As long as we don't have to actually d…
Tue, 22:38: RT @TheOnion: Secretary Of State Fired After Inappropriately Weighing In On International Politics https://t.co/Sj3BW4oSO7 https://t.co/siV…
Tue, 22:45: RT @ClickHole: Someone’s Getting Fired! Some Hapless Bozo At This Opioid Company Accidentally Implemented A Business Model That Incentivize…
Tue, 22:56: RT @TimHarford: Cancer patients should not be shamed by Cancer Research UK, says @mgtmccartney https://t.co/sxHRz1o1zF
Wed, 08:25: RT @sannewman: Got some medical tests back and I have some reassuring news. https://t.co/do16tNB378