My tweets

Mon, 21:16: RT @managerspeak: We need to have a meeting about the last meeting. There's a meeting coming up to discuss that meeting and I don't want th…
Mon, 21:19: RT @Dr_Draper: This is just perfect. Sorry if you've seen it before (I hadn't). HT George Tannenbaum https://t.co/RGVNymnHvC
Mon, 21:23: RT @OrkneyLibrary: 'A lady just came in asking for a book about black and white birds but she doesn't want penguins or puffins. I haven't g…
Mon, 21:24: RT @dril: there were 100 browser games in the 2000s where the goal was to become a Pimp by sending links to people, but thats jsut real lif…
Mon, 21:27: RT @DOGGEAUX: in czech they don't say "i love you" they say "Could not translate tweet" which i think is beautiful
Mon, 21:29: RT @HMittelmark: Before we invented the question mark, whatever you knew, that was it.
Mon, 21:41: RT @studiesincrap: Notes on the dangers of petting (“great bodily harm,” “serious loss in semen,” “constant grief” in later marriage) from…
Mon, 21:54: RT @Beardynoise: Ok, as it's mother's day I am going to re-tell my favourite story. It's about my mother, who was briefly the world's best…
Mon, 21:56: RT @Brainmage: It is the exact opposite of a woofer. https://t.co/DTRS4BOHkG
Tue, 07:32: RT @leonardocarella: “Europeans are stealing our immigrants” is the most Brexity complaint ever. https://t.co/ZN3r27KoyH

Tue, 07:36: RT @Browtweaten: Interviewer: What makes you qualified to work at this recycling plant? Me: Well to begin with, I'm using this joke format
Tue, 07:37: RT @emilyyyhu: I have not known peace since I saw this picture of Nux casually knitting on the set of Mad Max https://t.co/rRWlC6yQnn
Tue, 08:01: RT @HMittelmark: Mister was once the top zipper man on the East Coast, until his mistake cost a life. Brains knew Velcro better than the gu…
Tue, 09:01: As a sensible moderate, I lack all conviction *and* I'm full of passionate intensity
Tue, 11:14: RT @carolinepennock: Dear @BBCr4today, “An agreement” has not been reached on USS pensions. An OFFER has come from the ACAS talks. Rightly…
Tue, 11:56: RT @of_dinosaur: This one is the omnibus edition, for @ReadingUCU and #DinosaurOfSolidarity fans everywhere. The pages so far and the next…