My tweets

Sat, 14:48: RT @robwhisman: it's fun looking up concentrated food flavoring on amazon and finding people who thought it was vape juice https://t.co/bCx…
Sat, 15:47: RT @TheOnion: Male Dogs Twice As Likely To Win At Westminster Dog Show https://t.co/caycWSNUHv #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/j6VKXqiFG1
Sat, 15:58: RT @ms_demeanor_: https://t.co/tWefDo0k4J
Sat, 15:59: RT @WELCOME_DUP: BANNED OFF TWITTER A WEEK FOR THIS https://t.co/HksvKjqb6j
Sat, 16:07: RT @wondermarkfeed: "I was cleaning out some old computer files, and I found a text doc of all the matchups from 'Celebrity Deathmatch'."…
Sat, 16:10: RT @GaryDelaney: My English teacher said ‘Metaphors are a closed book to you, aren’t they?’ and I still don’t know what she meant.
Sat, 16:51: RT @petefrasermusic: Where Everybody Knows Your Name. https://t.co/7SFobe0lQB
Sat, 16:51: RT @kateleth: The three genders https://t.co/7sVgflQDT0
Sun, 08:27: RT @VesselOfSpirit: ohhhh, we're halfway there, ohhohh, trapped in zeno's lair, half again and we'll make it i swear, ohhohh, trapped in ze…
Sun, 08:28: RT @Casillic: Sometimes the best solution is finding a new use for something you had all the time Guess like maybe a sun powered death ray!…

Sun, 08:29: This thread is on point https://t.co/08DfqVp6FF
Sun, 08:29: RT @UtilityLimb: FUTUREMAN HAS BUILT THE FONT OF BABEL. THE CASES TOWER ABOVE EVEN THE UPPEREST CASE WE CAN IMAGINE. THE OLD WORDS ARE SO B…
Sun, 08:31: RT @computerfact: "web" is an acronym for "well, everything's broken"
Sun, 08:38: RT @dubsteppenwolf: Lovecraft owns and it will never not be funny to me that underneath the roiling layers of cosmic terror & non-euclidean…
Sun, 08:40: RT @ambernoelle: There should be an option, like “organ donor,” to add “politicize my death” to your driver’s license.
Sun, 08:48: RT @PeopleRepellent: *whispers in your ear* white nationalists murdering people will never be called terrorism in America because terrorism…
Sun, 08:50: RT @latenitenoah: How come The Neverending Story ended, while Final Fantasy just keeps going?
Sun, 09:01: RT @owenjbennett: Sketch: Henry Bolton's ex-factor sends Ukip spinning in ever-decreasing circles https://t.co/rLtpYrOTrF
Sun, 09:11: RT @philippawarr: Huh, interesting. I've triggered Facebook's self-preservation protocols https://t.co/sqGsQqPMUa
Sun, 09:23: RT @Ayliean: Sneak peak at some of my @scottishmaths conference fun! 2 weeks today, workshop V yo ✌️🤓 https://t.co/fuCuPmTHEJ