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  • Sat, 15:37: RT @OctopusCavemann: Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone Skeletor: *throws stone* Jesus: HEY! Skeletor: I’m sorry. Did…
  • Sat, 16:14: RT @HapaxLegoman: Every full moon, he grows chains and wheels... you can hear his baleful bell tinkle as he pursues his unnatural hunger...…
  • Sat, 16:29: RT @notnownikki: Iron man Iron man Does whatever an iron can Makes some steam Press a shirt Touch his bottom and you'll get hurt Look out H…
  • Sat, 16:29: RT @Brainmage: From what I remember of IT, melting this down and turning it into a bullet is the only way to get Nigel Farage out of politi…
  • Sat, 16:53: RT @Brainmage: My wife and I are quite different, but we both enjoy licking eggs. It's nice that we have ova lapping interests.
  • Sat, 16:59: RT @evilmallelis: those services that recommend an incredibly specific diet based on your blood type/genetic makeup but it's me recommendin…
  • Sat, 17:23: RT @Brainmage: I can't help but feel that the world would be a little more exciting if Philip K Dick's Exegesis had taken off instead of Hu…

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