My tweets

Sun, 13:57: RT @merseytart: IDEA: Shazam, but for weird bits of plastic that have probably fallen off something important and you don't know what. http…
Sun, 13:57: RT @joeheenan: Sometimes when I don't know what to do I'll get this out my pocket & pretend it knows the answer. https://t.co/8MIpxHw0hC
Sun, 14:41: RT @sannewman: What do we want? Mansplaining! When do we want it? Actually, what you secretly want is a man who earns more than you who ena…
Sun, 14:42: RT @WheelTod: Today I finally told my kids that St Patrick isn't real, and it's been me putting the snakes under their pillows all these ye…
Sun, 16:40: RT @slaughthie: Boycott kissing men at midnight. It’s New Year’s Eve not New Years Steve.
Sun, 16:40: RT @computerfact: 18 years since the last y2k bug 20 years until the next one 🎉💻
Sun, 16:42: RT @ZachWeiner: My Myers-Briggs type is "FMBS" for "Finds Myers-Briggs Specious."
Sun, 18:29: RT @HyruleWilds: I literally found a guy complaining about how James Bond could be a woman / non-white by sarcastically saying "Why not rem…
Sun, 19:02: RT @CurlOfGradient: Tired: What are they trying to divert attention from with these UFO stories? Wired: What are the aliens trying to diver…
Sun, 19:02: RT @VesselOfSpirit: the internet of things that should not be

Sun, 19:08: RT @loresjoberg: Neil Gaiman explains what ought to be self-evident. https://t.co/ml5YtWWsAF
Sun, 23:36: RT @doctorow: body left to culinary science h/t Fipi Lele https://t.co/LhIQy9OHq9
Sun, 23:59: RT @DeanKavanagh89: "Happy New Year, losers!" - Werner Herzog https://t.co/9xX4WQ36Me
Mon, 00:05: RT @sannewman: Finding it weirdly reassuring that it's already 2018 in England and people there seem to still be alive.
Mon, 00:14: RT @Choplogik: gentle reminder: although there is huge societal pressure to go out, party, and drink alcohol on New Year's Eve, it's totall…
Mon, 11:17: RT @abfrancois: 1/2 In his letters home from prison published in Soledad Brother, George Jackson often signed off in what, for me, remains…