My tweets

Fri, 15:05: RT @PaulMMCooper: Medieval depiction of Twitter by Hieronymus Bosch https://t.co/rLVgHC0KjZ
Fri, 15:07: RT @NicSampson: “So your new carol is just eight verses of you demanding figgy pudding with increasing hostility.” “That’s right.” “And i…
Fri, 15:08: RT @DrVikkiBurns: Oh @Tesco you are actually frickin' kidding, right? Auntie teaches shopping and Uncle teaches all things geek?????? HOW…
Fri, 15:09: RT @JamesBSumner: Too many joys to mention here, but I particularly loved - driverless cars also passengerless - full-immersion VR headset…
Fri, 15:10: RT @JanelleCShane: I trained a neural network to write Christmas carols and it got confused. In retrospect I should have seen this coming.…
Fri, 15:28: RT @19acres: This is just to say I have taken the figgy pudding that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for Christmas…
Fri, 15:28: RT @arrroberts: "Marley was Dredd, to begin with. 'I AM THE LAW' he bellowed, gunning down carol singers with his Lawgiver and sending Tiny…
Fri, 15:28: RT @_F_B_G_: When ur actually a red squirrel but u need a pseudonym to pursue a moderately successful career in the Church of England: http…
Fri, 15:31: RT @ReformedBroker: This is how we did machine learning in my day. https://t.co/bBQqFTfZzM
Fri, 15:32: RT @DrDaveH: Government to reintroduce popular "iconic" ration books in major Brexit victory https://t.co/MR2DLomXyX

Sat, 10:10: RT @LeahTiscione: *swerves onto exit 208* Sorry mom something came up http://t.co/1aAc8iuFIo
Sat, 10:10: RT @OhEmmeG: “Per my last e-mail” is office speak for “bitch can you read”
Sat, 10:10: RT @TheOnion: .@SpeakerRyan: “Although it may not be very popular now, I’m certain that Americans will come around to this new system when…
Sat, 10:17: RT @Seanbabydotcom: I promised myself I wouldn’t spend over $3434.00 on Steven Seagal albums this Christmas, but oh I’m feeling so naughty!…
Sat, 10:19: RT @edjeff: what the fuck are you all talking about the old passports were white and gold
Sat, 10:24: RT @TWTFSale: "Please do not buy this wheel," the manufacturer begins: https://t.co/VW4xXkv1qF https://t.co/FRhSjCSqCv
Sat, 10:45: RT @TheOnion: Twitter Begins Banning Threatening Accounts https://t.co/ZKOJuFWyVr #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/VIMwgN18rS