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  • Fri, 12:42: RT @Brainmage: Either I work with someone with an orgasm denial fetish, or a randy, wealthy lady from the Middle Ages. https://t.co/tfY22xF
  • Fri, 16:23: RT @gideondefoe: Moleskin should release a really overpriced napkin for the true creative spirit
  • Fri, 16:24: RT @_Enanem_: I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me... ~ Oedipus.
  • Fri, 16:27: RT @philippawarr: This is also part of the ongoing saga where Google's Bridget Jones algorithms try to figure out why I don't have a baby y…
  • Fri, 16:27: RT @philippawarr: It's gone from ads for pregnancy tests to ads for ovulation kits to ads for dating sites and now is flailing wildly for s…
  • Fri, 16:27: RT @philippawarr: At some point it's going to throw up its little digital hands and say "I GIVE UP just advertise her some cats and a funer…
  • Fri, 16:33: RT @j4: Img: "Why do people kiss under mistletoe?" Me: "I don't know, darling." Img: "Kissing under a plant! What is the world coming to?!"
  • Fri, 18:18: RT @permutans: "no you hang up" https://t.co/MTUatgFt9p
  • Fri, 21:18: RT @schroduck: I'm tired of dodging serial killers on my morning commute so I'm very excited for Musk's safer alternative *checks notes* pr…
  • Fri, 22:42: RT @DVSblast: bitcoin will REVOLUTIONIZE how the economy works. for example, in 3 years, you will die from not having enough BITCOIN for me…

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