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  • Fri, 22:03: RT @lisaxy424: 1997 middle school me learning about Rome: But how could such a developed and rich society collapse so suddenly? 2017 me: oh
  • Fri, 23:58: RT @esaxey: I met a traveler from your kitchen and He said: Two vast and fleshless stones of plum Lie in the icebox. Sorry. Breakfast. Swee…
  • Fri, 23:58: RT @ScottWesterfeld: Hey, guys. I just re-read the rules to America, and we've been playing it wrong. You're supposed to draw from the Rand…
  • Fri, 23:58: RT @j4: They eat your plums, your mum & dad, They may not mean to, but they do. They raid your icebox, leave a note: No sweet delicious plu…
  • Sat, 09:07: RT @aedwardslevy: now I lay my poll to field I pray the breaking news to yield if while it's fielding news should break i pray my poll sti…
  • Sat, 09:07: RT @tomwhoscontrary: For sale: icebox. No plums.
  • Sat, 09:12: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Amazingly spot-on thread. Turns out of you're unbelievably evil, people don't believe you're evil. https://t.co/J47kH8
  • Sat, 09:23: RT @BrandyLJensen: imagine thinking ppl secretly agree with you but are afraid to admit it on twitter, the website where we're like "jeff g…
  • Sat, 09:24: RT @logicbutton: And I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad That your breakfast for tomorrow Was the plums that I just had
  • Sat, 09:41: RT @KillerMartinis: I am now owed fucks. I ran out of them in like August 2016 and then I ran out of my performative ones and now people be…

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