Mon, 13:55: RT @ryanqnorth: "I got an Android on Cyber Monday" is a sentence our grandparents all assumed we'd be saying by now, but for much radder re…
Mon, 18:06: RT @SICKOFWOLVES: OUR NATIONAL BIRD IS KNOWN FOR CONSUMING SO MUCH SCAVENGED MEAT THAT IT CANT FLY SO WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS ENDING COMING
Mon, 21:03: I had a productive morning. A poll of the household was clear that the most important things for me to produce were… https://t.co/eakio6MNbq
Mon, 21:39: RT @cham_twt: millennial internet humor is so intertextual like sometimes this one joke with 10K+ RTs won't make sense unless you understan…
Mon, 21:45: RT @schroduck: If you only read one thing about the royals today, make it this: Queen Victoria's daughter Alice campaigned for women's heal…
Mon, 21:54: RT @meakoopa: "well almost time to open my new dinosaur amusement park" "obviously the first guest should be a bad-boy celebrity mathemati…
Tue, 08:02: RT @gregtitus: Daughter: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Me: (rolling my eyes) because 7 ate 9. Daughter: But why did 7 do that? Me: Huh? Daughter:…
Tue, 09:38: RT @ClickHole: Cosmo Has Apologized For Publishing Its Controversial ‘10 Ways To Drive A Neo-Nazi Wild In The Sack’ List https://t.co/nykFX…
Tue, 09:40: RT @AlishaRai: If you're pondering why Americans are so delighted by this Megan and Harry news, some possible reasons: 1) she's a successf…
