My tweets

Sun, 22:26: RT @mznewman: Could not have predicted 20 years ago that browsing in a bookstore in 2017, I’d see a vinyl LP soundtrack to a TV show about…
Sun, 22:43: RT @alvaroga91: 140: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 280: ＼＼　＼＼ (ツ) 　　＼ <　⌒ヽ　　　/ 　へ　＼　　 /　　/　＼　＼　　ﾚ　ノ　　　ヽ_つ　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ　|　| 、＼　| 丿＼…
Sun, 22:43: RT @SoVeryBritish: “We could go for a walk” - Translation: We could walk to the pub
Mon, 08:58: RT @catupiry: Gatos n�o sabem quando est�o incomodando https://t.co/5dM2rWqh02
Mon, 09:02: RT @TwopTwips: FOOL people into thinking you're a small child by taking 45 minutes to put your shoes on for no discernible reason. (via @ga…
Mon, 11:59: RT @HelloJessicaFox: Dreamed I got a huge pet crab and I glued jiggly eyes on his shell. Twitter is my dream journal now. Unfollow immediat…