My tweets: oxfordhacker

Mon, 14:47: The internet has broken me: woke up to news of "hurricanophilia" sweeping Ireland & assumed it was some wearysome meme #HurricaneOphelia
Mon, 15:01: On reflection, he'd clearly been told that he mustn't threaten to kill ∗people∗ (even foreigners!) so he googled "B… https://t.co/5aTnz1jzm3
Mon, 15:08: The sun, at lunchtime today tfw you're up & at work, but that's as much as you can manage https://t.co/EXBS2sNBKL
Tue, 06:47: RT @ClickHole: What an exciting, albeit fabricated, glimpse into the past! https://t.co/tZ5QEx51DR https://t.co/cu2twwGKz7
Tue, 06:47: RT @aedison: U.K. Verifieds: Do you feel your abilities have diminished after the red sun? I used to be able to fly at Mach 7 or 8. Now, ba…
Tue, 06:48: RT @Allison_Tolman: I do feel bad for men with all the witch hunt stuff going on. Imagine being unsure if you could trust members of the op…
Tue, 06:51: RT @TheOnion: Larry Flynt Offers $10 Million Reward For Info Leading To Trump Impeachment https://t.co/bccLPn2bWF #WhatDoYouThink? https://…
Tue, 06:56: RT @thetomzone: UPDATE: following CuckFuhrer420 has not enriched my life at all https://t.co/koT1Fed7Bl
Tue, 06:57: RT @sannewman: Probably no fictional trope has done so much damage as the Hyperviolent Dude With a Heart of Gold Who's Really All About Jus…
Tue, 08:03: RT @Theremina: GET IN THE BIN. GET IN THE FUCKING BIN. https://t.co/1lDhKlMsxk

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