Drifting in and out of consciousness (oxfordhacker) wrote,
Drifting in and out of consciousness

My tweets

  • Sun, 23:58: RT @grahamsleight: Wondering if "I have decided not to pursue a leadership position at Uber" is a new universal New Yorker cartoon caption.
  • Mon, 00:04: RT @rmc28: Two different tellings of my new favourite fairy tale: https://t.co/4D2t4SCxWH and this thread. https://t.co/iCPwNHLIqD
  • Mon, 00:07: RT @Ixwie: Ever show ur mum a tweet that u find funny and instead of laughing she just asks 'who's that?' Like I don't know but that's not…
  • Mon, 00:09: RT @sannewman: When I was a teen, there was huge pressure on girls to fall in love, because otherwise you couldn't have sex without being a…
  • Mon, 00:10: RT @NicCageMatch: I've been rating Donald Trump's tweets for over a month now and I have to say, he's really all over the place. Service is…
  • Mon, 00:13: RT @ArfMeasures: HER: Does your dog do any tricks? ME: I taught him to lie on the bed H: That's not impressive lol DOG [gets on bed] I w…
  • Mon, 00:23: RT @CurlOfGradient: Problem 1.1: Show that all sets are actually the empty set running around and wearing a bunch of disguises like an old-…
  • Mon, 00:27: RT @Elizasoul80: If you see a tweet you don't like, be sure to tell that person. They're here to please you, the most intelligent person on…
  • Mon, 00:29: RT @gf3: YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A WIFE
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