My tweets

Fri, 19:47: RT @joshgondelman: In retrospect, "Metallica" is a hilarious name for a metal band. It's like a Bob Dylan calling himself "Ol' Folksy."
Fri, 22:26: RT @lxmyaa: Martin, you're doing amazing sweetie https://t.co/LjzIwZ0nq5
Fri, 22:27: RT @aedison: For the last time–ANY experience you have in an English pub is BY DEFINITION an English pub experience! Now, finish your sauer…
Fri, 22:30: RT @donniemnemonic: Mike Pondsmith, the guy who invented the Cyberpunk RPG, looks exactly how I imagined, living in the woods with his swor…
Fri, 23:09: RT @kylebuchanan: Cinematic Parallels: READY PLAYER ONE (2018) and MURDER SHE WROTE (1993) https://t.co/6xBT9Eot8Z
Fri, 23:10: RT @Manglewood: Trump's lawyer and doctor are like a before and after of the Monopoly man getting addicted to peyote. https://t.co/dMazYydB…
Fri, 23:11: RT @2dAmMuslim: this guy responding in scientific detail to the White Supremacy Sexism account is my hero https://t.co/eu5eBowv38
Fri, 23:12: RT @pauleggleston: I had my leg X-rayed today. The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: '您的髌骨是2…
Sat, 10:26: RT @stephen_collins: Probably all make sense later on https://t.co/evsK86iTUH
Sat, 10:27: RT @Richard_Kadrey: "Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you." https://t.co/53L15p5iXU

Sat, 10:36: RT @BuzzFeedUK: A man reveals how he was sent to jail for being gay in the 50s and the devastating tragedy that unfolded as a result https:…
Sat, 10:38: RT @NPR: "DO NOT RELEASE ANY OF MY VOTER DATA PERIOD," wrote one person, whose name and email were published. https://t.co/peOOCfJgky
Sat, 10:41: RT @jonnysun: somebody come get me https://t.co/XGUEjD1wuh
Sat, 10:46: RT @pauleggleston: -Can you think of another foreign-language based pun? -Course I can! -Pudete pensate di un altru francese pun basatu lin…
Sat, 10:54: RT @TimClarePoet: I used to like SF but then lit fic taught me the only legitimate art is middle-class straight ppl having a very slow divo…
Sat, 11:51: RT @brian_bilston: "Sometimes the power of a homophone can come out of nowhere and hit you like a truck," articulated Laurie.
Sat, 11:53: RT @TechnicallyRon: I took Daily Mail comments from people angry about a possible Female Dr Who and turned them into episode titles for the…