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Thu, 02:30: RT @FoldableHuman: As we all know Cowboys make up half of the world's population so it is weird that only 10% of movies even have Cowboys t…
Thu, 02:47: RT @GreatJoaks: Has anyone else been slowly turning into a gigantic beetle? Just putting out feelers here.
Thu, 03:02: RT @ClickHole: Be Prepared: Experts Warn That This Polyamorous Relationship Could Expand To Cover All Of Seattle By 2021 https://t.co/mKklq…
Thu, 03:10: RT @CornOnTheGoblin: "do you have any pets" [remembers girls like sensitive guys] a cat "what's his name" [remembers girls also like tough…
Thu, 06:29: RT @TheOnion: Asshole Awarded For Asshole Behavior By Business Community Leaders https://t.co/pvOSPQonB0 https://t.co/EmrAWuYcWv
Thu, 06:30: RT @ayylmaoism: hey uh...I might have another idea https://t.co/GxhZFLOhL4
Thu, 08:29: RT @Manglewood: I swore I'd never be like my father yet here I am cruising the countryside in the form of a prophetic humanoid moth.
Thu, 08:43: RT @GaryDelaney: Shakespeare was just a monkey farmer who got lucky.
Thu, 08:49: RT @premeesaurus: NO BAD IDEA NO HAVE THESE PEOPLE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE HORROR MOVIE https://t.co/WySoOFz0XG
Thu, 08:53: RT @FrogCroakley: A figure looms from the battlefield mist; it is Millennial Odin with his twin ravens, Like and Subscribe. "Hey guys wel…

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