My tweets

Mon, 15:30: RT @jrhennessy: An incredible �999m of it is going to an enormous broadsword named The Popeslayer https://t.co/fqYg2sGxHf
Mon, 15:33: RT @eminmien: They called my idea for a weaponised tickle machine impractical and foolhardy, but look who's laughing now.
Mon, 15:34: RT @garwboy: Worried young people don't know the evils of socialism? An inclusive & fully funded education system can teach them all about…
Mon, 20:46: RT @verypopularname: I'm enjoying the irony of this looking like a gay wedding ceremony that neither set of parents entirely approve of. #D…
Mon, 20:53: Same as everyone: How long can I get away with this? https://t.co/zeYrBoESda
Mon, 20:57: RT @gideondefoe: Duolingo offers up another stupid Blade Runner sequel https://t.co/mfz1c9daBa
Mon, 21:07: RT @YesThatsTheJoke: In my 700 years on this garbage website, I've never seen replies like this. Follow @RachJBurns immediately in solidari…
Mon, 21:11: RT @dexholders: https://t.co/lyb25DcHhQ
Mon, 21:19: RT @TimHarford: A beginner's guide to calling Bullshit: https://t.co/VnOLbSfv4k
Mon, 21:53: If you want a�picture of the future, imagine a cat stamping on a human face - for ever #MitigateADystopiaWithCats https://t.co/2hsVBzHGEh

Tue, 04:44: RT @therealeatwood: DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION: We motivate kids using an arbitrary system of meaningless points DUMBLEDORE: [literally a pow…
Tue, 04:52: RT @felixgilman: this is a wildly unreasonable thing for a semi-professional quidditch player to ask of anyone https://t.co/RxyJpcupNf
Tue, 05:12: RT @sannewman: Kids, don't talk to strangers. The strangers do not want to hear it.

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