- Mon, 21:18: RT @sazza_jay: This is my fave one so far https://t.co/UJg6OM8GVb
- Tue, 06:14: RT @ZachWeiner: Me and 3-year-old, each being a plastic dinosaur. Her: Hi Me: Where do you come from? Her: From eggs.
- Tue, 06:31: RT @JeremyGretton: THIS. https://t.co/pr1hvsMF9S
- Tue, 06:34: RT @TheOnion: Reflecting Pool Drained After Duckling Deaths https://t.co/QCg2kP6Lhp #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/djAz98gyYv
- Tue, 06:50: RT @geraintgriffith: 🎶Got myself a... https://t.co/QbJT5ZP1Tf
- Tue, 06:59: RT @flaviousthebaer: Q. Iv ben asimilatd, is th borgg now my EMPLOYR. A. NO, tecnicly drons ar SELF EMPLOYD ie subcontrcters asimilating pe…
- Tue, 07:01: RT @videocats: STOP WORKING HOOMAN https://t.co/r1cxSjhTb5
- Tue, 09:37: RT @salonium_34: Today I learned that there's a tumblr account called "botanyshitposts" https://t.co/tVlCrBcbdm
- Tue, 09:39: RT @Brainmage: I wish I could approach _anything_ with the confidence of my cat thinking I need his help in changing a duvet cover.