My tweets: oxfordhacker

Tue, 21:40: RT @hondanhon: marie kondo but for meetings im sorry i cannot attend your stakeholder update meeting because it will not spark joy
Tue, 21:40: RT @gershamabob: Go home Argos, you're drunk. https://t.co/ysvYQahOR2
Tue, 21:43: RT @vihartvihart: On the office fridge at my research group, which is the best research group. https://t.co/Dr35YTMCw8
Tue, 21:43: RT @Pinboard: I prefer to think of it as a single point of success
Tue, 21:52: RT @ClickHole: This Feminist Campaign Is Getting More Women Into STEM By Urging Catcallers To Throw In A Couple Chemistry Facts! https://t.…
Tue, 21:53: RT @elle91: When you lie on your resume but still get the job https://t.co/SN1anE29vG
Wed, 06:44: RT @imskytrash: satan: welcome to hell me: what's the wifi satan: no wifi me: satan: look at your face of course there's wifi that would be…
Wed, 06:47: RT @kissane: On especially monstrous news days, please remember: your primate brain thinks your constant rapt attention will help, but it i…
Wed, 06:55: RT @traceylross: It just gets worse with each new sentence. https://t.co/TSb3Pq7M0Y
Wed, 07:08: RT @wonderella: Justice League (2017) https://t.co/EOuGk27Owb

Wed, 07:18: RT @HapaxLegoman: When the numbered tweets start https://t.co/XoMgmxdHRv
Wed, 07:32: RT @catclick: #SundayMorning cuddles https://t.co/L8nMryCkkK
Wed, 07:44: RT @OhLookBirdies: you, dumb: what are we doing in this tweet? me, doesn't understand twitter joke formats: no, I mean questions about the…
Wed, 07:50: RT @TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.
Wed, 08:03: RT @ItsTonyNow: i've played golf twice and it's boring as shit. why would you do it every weekend. if the president was constantly jet skii…

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