Sat, 14:23: RT @MikeOdenthal: We need a president with the courage to touch a hot stove, burn his hand, then touch it again mere seconds later to make…
Sat, 15:29: RT @sethdmichaels: i have not eaten the plums that were in the freezer i am not covered in plum juice forgive me i disagree that the plum…
Sat, 15:38: RT @Brainmage: The best way to do a Donald Trump impression is to get borderline piss-yrself drunk & try to excitedly explain the plot of y…
Sat, 15:42: RT @daniel_barker: Cute! My 2 yr old, who is tied to a timebomb, just said “I'd hate for my circumstances to compromise liberal values of j…
Sat, 15:43: RT @philippawarr: Your baby is tied to a timebomb and you are looking blankly at a terrorist because baby brain is real and you meant to ti…
Sat, 16:08: RT @fro_vo: [middle ages] Queen: come to bed King: not until i have a name for my soldiers Queen: k night King: babe ur a genius
Sat, 17:15: RT @john_overholt: "Ok, I rolled an 8." "Your allergies are alleviated but not cured. A relapse becomes likelier the longer you remain in t…
Sun, 11:32: RT @andysearson: A government insisting on British values being taught in all our schools should at least have a leader who acts them out o…
