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- Tue, 17:10: RT @studiesincrap: the only proper response to "Who watches the watchmen?" is "who shortens the short shorts?"
- Tue, 21:33: RT @TwopTwips: COUNCILLORS. Avoid being mistaken for counsellors by making it clear you don't give a fuck about people or their problems. /…
- Tue, 22:01: RT @HealthUntoDeath: Academics should accept Brexit result as otherwise it might look like we have expert knowledge. Gr8 stuff from the hea…
- Tue, 22:07: RT @leonardpierce: Jack Chick's woozy dialogue was Weird Twitter before there was Weird Twitter and none of y'all will admit that
- Tue, 22:13: RT @pinupteacher: How to be a grown up at work: Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great"
- Tue, 22:14: RT @notalogin: Guy: What do you do? Me: I tell jokes on Twitter G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself? Me: I tell myself that th…
- Tue, 22:16: RT @legendofchelda: https://t.co/Njsms4A23b
- Tue, 22:16: RT @dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: We're looking for someone who is good with people ME: *grabbing my stuff* Good luck with your search
- Wed, 05:52: RT @TheOnion: UN Names Wonder Woman As Ambassador https://t.co/DXpezyHmVj #WhatDoYouThink https://t.co/ynAhhHpnFu
- Wed, 05:56: RT @jonnysun: me: [not self-aware enough to realize that self-loathing isnt the same thimg as self-awareness] the trait i value most is sel…
- Wed, 05:58: RT @pattymo: We seem to have arrived at the classic "Dilbert Guy claiming to have operational knowledge about ISIS" stage of the election c…
- Wed, 06:17: RT @Merman_Melville: Why would people pay Westworld $40,000 a day just to fuck and kill robots? Just put a cowboy hat on a Roomba dude
- Wed, 07:08: RT @UniqueDude2: [mortal kombat voice] https://t.co/F5a6dVykr3
- Wed, 07:24: RT @alyciaskendrick: Two girls went on The Bachelor Australia to compete for a guy, but ended up falling in love with each other. This is…
- Wed, 07:36: RT @hardcastIe: This is an excellent, excellent thread. https://t.co/x6DkusNkr0
- Wed, 07:47: RT @malki: As a trained hypnotist/persuasion expert, people telling me I'm spouting nonsense can only be explained as a nefarious twitter c…
- Wed, 07:52: RT @haydencd: I love how Battlefield 1 captures the horror of WWI, the troops' grim resolve, the solemn majesty of "BongRipz4Harambe" snipi…
- Wed, 07:54: RT @ryanfb: Amazon Cloud Drive has unlimited photo storage, so I backed up a lot of manuscript images there. Went into the new "People" tab…
- Wed, 09:26: RT @thedailymash: Big fat cat is totally�body-confident https://t.co/U1NI4fyGzT https://t.co/pvuphNW9qP
- Wed, 09:29: RT @paullicino: You may've missed this. Gallup: 40% of those voting to reject the EU thought they were rejecting the Star Wars EU: https://…
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