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Sure, quiz results are the lowest form of post but, hell, at least it's a post.

How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)


You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

Congratulations! If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. You can smell a grammatical inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is revered by the underlings, though some may blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just jealous. Go out there and change the world.
Take this quiz!

*****

Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.


You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!



To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:


Your exact opposite is the Hippie.


Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

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archie
Jun. 2nd, 2006 12:10 pm (UTC)
HEY
> Sure, quiz results are the lowest form of post...

Not quite as low as quiz results that fubar one's friends page, you bastard!
oxfordhacker
Jun. 2nd, 2006 01:23 pm (UTC)
Re: HEY
Fixed it now. Unclosed table tag. Sorry to anyone affected by this.
liriselei
Jun. 2nd, 2006 05:19 pm (UTC)
two oxfordhacker posts in one day ?!
<dies of shock>
timscience
Jun. 2nd, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC)
You've taken down the post with the link to OOTS, haven't you?
Truly, you are a sociopath.
oxyrhynchite
Jun. 3rd, 2006 03:27 pm (UTC)
grammar god - aren't we all, dear?
Now all that remains is to devise an intricate and finely balanced new quiz: 'Are you a Displacement God'?
vinaigrettegirl
Jun. 4th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)
"Work" links us to four pages of possibilities, none of which I would have immediately associated with the cold and arrogant b'stard which clearly you are because the quiz tells us so...

yours ever,

Smartass Spiteful Loner Capitalist Pig
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