My tweets

Sun, 12:03: RT @jonnysun: life is like a box of chocolabtes.. if sombody loves u, they wil share their box of chocolabtes with u
Sun, 12:08: RT @CurlOfGradient: Somewhere, deep in a forgotten timeline, a tweet with 141 characters can be found. This tweet divulges a great truth to…
Sun, 12:23: RT @davedittell: [convincing someone to join Twitter] you gotta try this new game Funny Person Simulator 2016
Sun, 12:30: RT @CakeThrottle: They built a huge, ugly thought-control tower right next to my house but actually I love it so much
Sun, 12:31: RT @SoVeryBritish: "You're not too bad yourself" - Translation: I love you too #Valentines
Sun, 12:57: RT @ericgeller: Audience boos when John Dickerson says he just wants to make the facts clear for the audience. If that isn't a metaphor... …
Sun, 19:56: RT @IncFeminism: Let kids know about the rainbow community. "Sheltering" them only harms them. https://t.co/7HlMD6w63U
Sun, 20:05: RT @oliverburkeman: Solnit https://t.co/084O5aNq2b https://t.co/3IM2DPLoGW
Sun, 20:06: RT @nothingsmonstrd: @KimKierkegaard The comedy & tragedy masks were the first emojis.
Sun, 21:40: RT @jonnysun: valentines day isnt suposed to restrict love to one arbitrary day, its suposed to show you that u can celebrate love on ANY a…

Mon, 01:55: RT @ctrlcreep: "I am out of my comfort zone" & "this is genuinely a terrible idea" trigger the exact same feeling, how do i tell them apart
Mon, 02:10: RT @DeityOfReligion: Before you can work as a statistician, you have to get your p tested.