Music:'She Likes Surprises' - Soundgarden (in my head)
tinyjo informs me that she is feeling too ill to be my '+ 1' for tonight's gig. Therefore I'm soliciting a replacement freeloader who would like to avail themself of my free ticket. First comment gets to be my date*, though I feel I must warn you that I may well ignore you in favour of staring wistfully into space feeling sorry for poor ill tinyjo...
* I reserve, of course, the right to bestow this favour capriciously.