My tweets

Tue, 20:34: RT @_Enanem_: Blur asked if Les Miserables at the theatre's as good as the movie? I said… well, there's no Hathaway, all that you can do is…
Tue, 20:36: RT @tdawks: "Help, I've lost the remains of an Egyptian pharaoh in a park in South London!" "Tooting Common?" "No, Neferkheperure-waenre Am…
Tue, 20:45: RT @nedwards: The people who had hoverboards pegged as the worst trend of 2015 weren't expecting such a strong showing from fascism
Tue, 20:56: RT @TheStrangeLog: Make haunted spiders always drop glands.
Tue, 23:51: RT @TheOnion: Report: Majority Of Nation’s Civic Engagement Centered Around Oppressing Other People https://t.co/uPkxrswq5i https://t.co/Sz…
Tue, 23:53: RT @jonnysun: my spirit animal in the winter is a deciduous tree bc i too lose everythig that givs me energy & kids often look at me and wo…
Wed, 08:09: RT @ThePatanoiac: Welcome to lucidity.io, the world's first reality-as-a-service platform.