Drifting in and out of consciousness (oxfordhacker) wrote,
Drifting in and out of consciousness

My tweets

  • Sun, 15:24: RT @ch000ch: Romeo: check out this cat video Juliet: omg dead 😂 Juliet: hello Juliet: romeo Juliet: i didn't mean literally dead Juliet: ro…
  • Sun, 17:45: RT @jonnysun: SO embarased…thought sombody cute was staring at me so i stared back. but then i realized we were both just the negative spac…
  • Sun, 17:45: RT @bazecraze: When I was a kid, we had to do emojis with our face.
  • Sun, 23:31: RT @MagicRealismBot: A poet wakes up one day and has turned into a library. His lover is secretly pleased.
  • Sun, 23:32: RT @undeadmolly: Lose pounds and inches using the ancient feline wisdom of the Cat Diet! Simply stop and lick your entire body every time y…
  • Mon, 07:37: RT @jonnysun: excuse me sir *grabs man by shoulder but its 3 kids in a trenchcoat* ahh u dam kids *grabs kid but its 3 cats in a kid-sized …
  • Mon, 07:57: RT @undeadmolly: I want to leave this world the same way I came into it: skittering through a hellgate opened accidentally by partying high…
  • Mon, 11:32: I've stopped Kickstarting games… but this one's about cut-throat palaeontologists trying to build the best dinosaur: https://t.co/Kgbmi5HoKE
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    Fri, 21:33: RT @ brian_bilston: "Sometimes the power of a homophone can come out of nowhere and hit you like a truck," articulated Laurie.…

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    Thu, 16:37: RT @ fro_vo: brb: be right back my brain: ᵇᵒʳᵇ https://t.co/MuASmSBnN9 Thu, 16:38: RT @ realaccountyeah: plato clutching his…

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    Wed, 13:53: RT @ Pecnut: Jack Reacher books use the phrase “That’s for damn sure” on average 5.64 times per novel. @ LeeChildReacher 💀📚…

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